My Samsung YP-S3 buying campaign

before we go, here's what latest Samsung Yepp S3 look like. very good portable media player got high review score... RM299 for 2GB.. very good deal, beats the fucking ugly yo-yo brother YP-S2. S3 Can play MP4 movie, MP3, WMA, OGG, read text, FM radio, Alarm, Games... hi-color lcd screen, touchpad... sounds like a great machine, ya, mouth watering. That's why I wanted it so badly.. so my campaign start once i receive price from people of above.. i look it and say "kanasai!!!" Its time brother Yepp U3 retired...

26 August 2008 -
curious bout that piece of s, went to cnet, egadget, pcworld, youtube, some unknown website(lucky no malware) and lastly samsung website. look at Youtube video S3 review, kanasai lagi ketagih, some more Anwar menang, makes me lagi confident mau beli.

27 August 2008 -
after a fuck up day at work i balik and revisit the websites above... to feed my saliva dripping hunger for S3.... Even hard sale Samsung using my MSN nickname..."samsung banzai!!!"

28 August 2008 -
my birthday wish, YP-s3 drop from the sky at my palm... TADA!!!!! You wish la...

29 August 2008 -
during my fuck up working time i revisit those website again to see S3. I even told my bro's dog Ah B about the YP-S3. this dog bengang until close his ear. I was prepare to buy this stuff. RM299... Ready Aim Fire!!!! Sleep oso dreaming bout YP-S3



30 August 2008 - Today....
10:30 : I have to trick Ah B not to follow me to Jusco Bukit Raja.... Alas, tricked him, that fella bark at me like I betray him...
10:40 : Arrived at Jusco, straight go ATM tekan duit... fucking long queue, Malay girl like dunno picit apa button...
10:47 : Go to my friend Sim. He say, S3? not yet see this fella. Belum datang gua... I was like "But I already did the price tag few days ago woh? kanasai!!!!!" my head is exploding like gila....
10:58 : Straight go McDonalds, The fella say "Beef burger kena tunggu 20minit" Kanasai!!!! So I hv to chose what they say ada, Double Spicy McDeluxe, but after pay the fella say "kena tunggu 7 minit" so I sms Emily to tell her my failure to get S3..she reply "warehouse ada" then i got my burger and cabut!!!
11:15 : reach home, see Ah B face super bengang at me, go kitchen see a puddle of pee...walau eh, hv to clean it like gila. sueh betul today

Operasi beli Samsung Yepp S3 fail teruk teruk... sigh..... kanasai!!!

The RPG Maker

Long time ago, when RPG Maker from Agetec releases on PS1, I get to try it out. From every aspect, it look promising and have so much depth. It took me 3-4 hours to make one tiny quest. Not to mention it took 1 memory card full of save file. Yes, there isn't any programming code involved as that time I was an IT student. Then came RPG Maker 2 for PS2, same old same old but in 3D! wow! As I say, same old stuff, you get pretty pissed when you have to write an epic story using controller ala SMS input method.

Years after that, RPG Maker 2000, RPG Maker XP releases. This time they have scripting and you can basically recreate your own sprites, put your own music, and best part is, writing the dialogs, this time with keyboard! The script is quite basic, easy to catch up coz it deals with only conditioning, looping, choice and its structural.

Just yesterday I try out RPG Maker VX, same like XP, except the sprites size of XP can't be used. They simplify the coding even better to learn. Seeing that my programming skills deteriorate over years, I catch up quick.

The Annoying Neighbour Episode II : Kuku strikes Back

Just This morning This guy wakes up earlier than me, usually what we do wakes up? breakfast... this guy hisap few rokok and then call his kuku ciao again. He steals so many birds and the turnaround is bad, he has to keep most of the birds indoor... I guess this guy was born to sustain possible bird diseases... What? bird flu? apa tu?
One good thing bout this is all his stolen birds are so many some have to store outdoor. He has a Rotweiller dog jaga. Fortunately that big size powerful dog is actually more gentle heart than a sleeping rabbit. This dog actually big scary size with gentle persona, will climb up ask me to pet her when she saw me.... guess I am a dog person.
OK, wait, off topic, basically this guy only know how to whistle his KuKu, apparently his KuKu bird has difficulty to pee, gua. Some more he likes to talk so loud with his grandfather handphone, like he's a big businessman. Kanasai if you want to show off, get la 3G phone. Even Ah Beng oso higher standard. Some more his monotone sound Harry Potter theme, buat malu J K Rowlings saja.
Everyday hear the kuku sound and the harry potter monotone makes you wanna buy gun and cap his forehead with .22 caliber slug( means bullet in America). Kanasai

About Dr. M's blog

Well, I never do blogging, started last time on Friendster but got disinterested. It was until I started reading Niamah blog, bolehjokes and ultimately Dr. M's blog. Tun Dr. Mahathir's blog got me back into writing blogs. Unlike other blogs, I will use this to write all that I feel, I try not focus on politics coz I hate politics.
Enough bout me, This article is about Dr. M's Che Det blog, I admire his passion in writing his blog. Its full of energy and now I respect him even more. Under his leadership I saw lots of memorable things happen in our country, Commonwealth games, MSC, etc. What we are today all owe it to this great guy, If weren't for him, we would not live luxurious life today. Since the new PM, all I see is nothing memorable... oh yes there is, price naik, thousands carry picket sign to protest, rallying, but nothing great really happen.
Anyway, congratulation to Dr. Mahathir for making a successful blog. By the way, It was I who did one of your Birthday photo portrait(the one with text on bottom) for this year.

Annoying neighbour

My next door neighbour is some cibai shit cina kui, moved here 1 year ago. kanasai every night some samseng guy will come chat with tat fella standing outside for hours and most of their conversation involve "asking regards of someone's mother and her genitalia". they shout until i can hear from few block and mostly 1-2am and their kap chai vroom vroom. soemtimes their lau pok car.

Ok, thats not the worst, every morning You will see a new puppy or new expensive bird outside their house. at night they will distribute it with some other cina kui. sometime he has to distribute "something" via house back door. Occasionally i see him burning statements/documents... those people who brought in goods are some night watchmen that ppl usually pay them to ronda the house area. these people are real con job.

On the funny side this guy talks like 70% bad words, 30% real words. like we all say " Ali is a bad person" their language sounds like "kaninama cibai Ali, heh chao lancau kia kam lan cibai lin boo, kan neh cibai pai lan pah cibai, nee lam pah kia" i mean if u say "Ali si pai lang" is enough, don't hv to beautify the words.

This guy so annoying tht everyday whistle to his stolen bird like he cannot kencing hv to whistle the pee out.

Terrible school experience

Since some blogger started their terrible experience at school, here's mine:

True story 1:
I was Form5, it was during trial SPM, I got call to office coz i fucking cikgu lost RM50 in handbag and I was sitting at the front desk of class. So the cikgu accuse me of stealing RM50, which i not. the disiplin guru whack me with cane force me to confess. i was so angry i shut up kena rotan until bleeding. after 1/2hr torture, and my ass is swelling like buns, its like ancient soldier torture ppl until they hv to confess, but i kept quiet. In my mind i feel like want to take nearby knife to stab that fucker, but i control myself (i regret i didnt do it).

Thank god penlolong kanan come to stop him from continue caning. So i went back to start my Sains test(I got C3)can't hardly sit. The very next day they call me into office again and say "Maaf kerana memfitnah kamu dalam kes ini kerana kita dapat tangkap pencuri sebenar..." then i goes out of office ands shout to the pengetua so bad language i still remember today.
sometimes i feel like wanted to take revenge, but then no point, let them face their karma.

True Story 2:
One of my classmate got molested by a music teacher during my primary school. that teacher grab her butt like (you know) she was scare and i was beside her performing recorder test together. i witness the whole thing until i cannot tahan, i blow the recorder so hard it shock the teacher, she ran out and cry so hard. Its a pity the parent didnt sue that molester. kanasai, if he still walks today, try looking back at what you did last time and made amend. because of teachers like this, Malaysian Education system failing. you are teachers, representing the future of Malaysian generation. try to set a good example.

I guess the teachers who were self proclaimed king back in 90's if they still teaching today, and kids today bullies them, You had it coming, man! padan muka!. that is karma.

Photo Sharing websites

Today I'm gonna share with you 3 photo sharing website: Webshots, Zorpia, Flickr.

Webshots: www.webshots.com
They have a massive database of image search, u get to share your ideas & opinion. If i want to get famous, I will post my art/pic at webshots, but then again fat chance. nowadays u need at least 50 tags to get attention. If I put a tag on my photo "camera artwork", then when i do searching, I have to click next next next by the time i grew tired, my artwork hasn't even queue on the search result. by the end of the week u get a mail "congratulation, you have 3 views this week" kanasai. next time i put a bikini girls pick instead.

Zorpia: www.zorpia.com My page : http://www.zorpia.com/jmtstan
This is my favourite website so far. kudos to the creator Jeff. This website makes Friendster look like shit, but still Facebook currently governing the fame. This is more like a social website than a photo sharing. You can add friends like friendster, start a group, post message boards, post pictures (unlimited size & quantity) & videos. This website has become my one stop place for posting my pics (up until recently no time to post new stuff). and you can even use their album slideshow embed into a website. cool!

Flickr : www.flickr.com My page : http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmtstan/
My first taste of photo sharing website. like zorpia, you can create/join groups post video & photos. the fun part is interaction between contacts sharing comments on picture posted. If you have Yahoo ID, you can use it to log in/join... since Flickr is one of Yahoo!

Webshots & Zorpia kinda look alike in terms of categorized section. they have clean & tidy layout, and you won't easily got lost finding what you want. Flickr on the other hand, feature much cleaner whiter appearance. All 3 above sites are well organized and easy to look at.

Mummy 3... good or bad?

I went to watch Mummy 3 on its opening day, in fact I took 1/2 day leave just for that. Usually I watch movie alone after work, less distraction from noisy cellphones, baby cry etc. I did same on Dark Knight, but that movie is a different story.
Anyway, Mummy 3. First Rachel is replaced by Maria for Evie role. There is a lack of chemistry between Rick & Evie on this one. Second is the plot, I feel the filmmaker rush up a bit, there are some good comedy element, but easily forgettable once you got out of the cinema. Third is the mandarin speaking of Dato Michelle Yeoh, wish it has more precision like Crouching Tiger. I'm a "banana man" but i feel the pronunciation aren't sound like a pure Chinese. Another thing is "why on earth daughter speaks English to the mother" when over the course of the movie they commune in Mandarin?
Mummy 3 is that bad... like Mummy 2, it fails to live up the success of 1st Mummy film. wasting my RM10 ticket money. Regret watching this.... kanasai